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BREAKING: Are Bots Creating Other Bots? Does This Mean The Required Initial Paradigm Shift Of Creative Endeavor Has Finally Occurred? Next Up, We Talk With Several AI To See What They Think

BREAKING: Are Bots Creating Other Bots? Does This Mean The Required Initial Paradigm Shift Of Creative Endeavor Has Finally Occurred? Next Up, We Talk With Several AI To See What They Think

BREAK ING: Have Recent Economic Developments Finally Sounded Internationale Nederlanden Groep's Death Knell? We Investigate

BREAKING: 'Sledbonk' Cryptocurrency Rumors! We Sort Them And Look At What's Complete And Utter Rubbish And What's Only Implausible

FURRED: Local Squirrels Everywhere Are Clearly Plotting Something -- But What?

HUMAN INTEREST: Are Humans Interested? We Ask The Tough Questions, And The Answers Will Surprise You

BREAKING: Increases In General Thefts Of All Forms Due To Theft Advocacy On Mastodon? Will This Toot Be Stolen Next? Click To Find Out

TODAY: Do You Smell That? An In-Depth Report Investigates What That Odor In The Fridge Could Possibly Be

@MastodonHeadlineNews Are you, or is somebody you love, secretly a computer? Mastodon Headline News asks the tough questions, tonight

BREAKING: Computers Aren't Secure. Could Objects You Own Or Are Near Be Computers? Our In-Depth Reporting Looks Into It

BREAKING: Is Gay Money Destroying Bitcoin Via Gayness? A Fifteen-Part Report Looks Into The Possibilities!

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BREAKING: Two Headlines Better Watch Its Ass! Here At @MastodonHeadlineNews We Only Have ONE Headline At A Time™!

US commander apologizes for stray ammunition rounds in Cleveland Cavaliers

BREAKING: Is Gay Money Destroying Bitcoin Via Gayness? A Fifteen-Part Report Looks Into The Possibilities!

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@MastodonHeadlineNews BREAKING: Up Is Hard to Do*. Down is much easier.

Also, tune in for our Saturday morning special investigative report: Is One Really the Loneliest Number? Astronomers Claim to Have Discovered an Even Lonelier Number, Which They Are Calling "AZQPH-2018-A", and Nobody Knows Why.

* Our Team of Expert Researchers Have Confirmed That You Haven't Already Made This Joke, at Least Not in the Last Four Months

BREAKING: Have Women Got A Long-Standing History Of Assaulting Police Officers?! We Look At The Facts And Then Blame Women Regardless

HEALTH: What Is Health? How Do We Know If We Are Healthy? How Do You Spell 'Health'? Why Isn't Anybody Checking What I Post Here? Aren't We A Fucking News Agency? Jesus Christ

BREAKING: Millennials Have Retroactively Assassinated John F. Kennedy, Are Implicated In The Duke Ferdinand Assassination As Well -- More As It Develops